This is my first official blog. I'm gonna find stuff I like, and I'm gonna share it; my art, my favorite music, movies, TV, politics..whatever.
So enjoy, and remember, it's free!
Okay, first off, I'm going to share some of my favorite Facebook comments, by me, of course. If they don't seem funny, they were, at the time.
When I applied for a job with TSA, they said they wouldn't consider me unless I suffered severe head trauma.
Gary Busey is Nick Nolte's retarded brother.
Someday I want people to look at other people's art and say, "That's very Ostermannesque."
You know how they say that if you're nervous about speaking in front of an audience, imagine them naked? I think that would be way too distracting.
The only thing that separates us from the animals is the ability to appreciate sarcasm.
I sent in my ballot today. Can't really remember whom I voted for or why. Feel like a true American.
I was watching a Ren and Stimpy DVD collection, and a warning came saying, "This program is for mature audiences only." If you were mature, you wouldn't be watching Ren and Stimpy.
I've got a globe, but it's not actual size.
I've got a globe (it's true). What I do is raise the temperature .2 degrees in my apartment every year to represent global warming.
Thanks Sophia, for reminding me of this classic hit from the four time Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards winner; the man once voted People Magazine's Lankiest Man Alive...Stephen Malkmus.
Stephen was once in a band called Pavement. They made a lot of noise, and some of it was great. They're from Stockton, CA. Stockton's got a lot of gangs now.. a surprising lot for a small city in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the Central Valley. I've driven by Stockton on the I-5. All I remember was a Wendy's.